I'd like to talk a little bit about how freaking great Judge Smails is. The dude is in a movie with Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, and Bill Murray and he is by far the best part of the movie. Pure, unadulterated WASPy evil and he thinks he's the victim the entire time. The perfect movie villain.
Just about every line of his is amazing.
"There is no gambling at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice."
"Spaulding get your foot off the boat!"
"I've sent boys younger than you to the electric chair. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them."
"You'll get nothing and like it!"